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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 07:13

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Live and Let Die

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

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